28 Mar

So by now I’m sure you’ve all heard about the little problem over at Lubbock’s Airport regarding the TSA and a 37 year old woman who had nipple rings. If not, go HERE.

Now I know everyone is going to want to blame this on Mayor David Miller and Lubbock being a conservative town, but…this has nothing to do with the CITY of Lubbock. Yes, Lubbock will be associated with it, but really only by those who live here or those people who hate Lubbock already or those who like to blame Miller for everything. Most people who will read this story will just blame the U.S. Government and all the well educated educated idiots they hired as TSA workers in the airport. Most of the TSA agents I’ve met at LIA (Lubbock Preston Smith International Airport)probably got this gig AFTER quitting Wal*Mart.

How stupid are these people? Nipple rings?? Is THAT the big security threat now? Of course it’s not. I’ll tell you exactly what it is. It’s the TSA agents who have to work at LIA and they so badly want action. No, not by looking for nipple rings, but because well…sorry…the Lubbock Airport is boring. Seriously, I’ve flown out of Love Field in Dallas many times and have NEVER been screened a little extra or gotten the attitude that I’ve gotten from the people at Lubbock’s Airport. I really think it’s because the LIA TSA agents want to find someone so bad…they have to check everyone. I’ve met 1..maybe 2 nice TSA agents in Lubbock. Most that I’ve met seem as though THEY are having their nipple rings taken off by pliers.

A few last points before I go in search of graphics of this terrorist nipple ring…

1. This is going to make for a great topic on Saturday’s Chad Hasty Show from 5-7 on 790 KFYO

2. Why does a 37 year old woman have nipple rings in the first place? Come on, leave that to the ladies in their 20’s.

3. Nipples are ALWAYS dangerous and can be used as weapons. Normally just to get free drinks and money though.


4 Responses to “Nipplegate”

  1. Chris March 28, 2008 at 11:12 pm #


    How is Lubbock and its “bleed conservative at all costs” ways not to blame for this debacle?

    Sure Miller has nothing to do with it (for once), but unless the TSA is spending federal tax dollars by relocating airport security screener’s, I’d say the anti sex culture of Lubbock surely played a role in the way the Lubbock based (and most likely raised) screener’s handled this.

    I mean, the male screener’s were heard “snickering”…I bet they are involuntarily continuing to practice the abstinence only sex education taught across the South Plains.

    Chalk another dumbass award up for Lubbock. Like it or not.

  2. chadhasty March 29, 2008 at 7:01 am #

    When I say City, I mean it in an official capacity. I’m not to sure most of the TSA workers are the same type of people as those who like to arrest Chippendale’s or ban art. But that’s just the impression I’ve gotten while traveling from LIA. I just think they are stupid. Not all, but most I’ve had to deal with.

  3. Judge April 1, 2008 at 7:52 pm #

    TSA employees much the same as Pratt, Robert Snyder, Ken Corbin, Rush, Hannity, all the rest of the locksteppers. Blinded by their rules and ideology. No common sense, IMO. Have a good day.

  4. Clif Burnett April 8, 2008 at 6:46 am #

    TSA employees are “typical” federal contract workers with little or no common sense,a little authority and no idea of what’s right or wrong. Most government workers(contractors thereof)are just there to get paid and are not functional outside their job if even on the job. That’s just the sad truth.
    Clif Burnett

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